All Better

Last night after I blogged. I was thinking...what would make me feel better. So I browsed a few sex toy shops and found one that I liked. Of course, it was pretty expensive. I seem to be attracted to things that are... So I searched for it on Amazon.

Well lucky me! It's an Adam & Eve Sensaskin...8" of seven speed, vibrating goodness...and hopefully the answer to all of my problems. Happy 3rd anniversary to me!

And to VA... FUCK YOU. MY [fake] DICK IS BIGGER. Yeah I said it.